BUILT FOR YOUR FAVORITE BAR.
DIRTIER THAN WATER, CLEANER THAN BEER.
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SMOOTH BREWED.
NOTES OF PEAR AND LEMON.
0 SUGAR. 0 CARBS. 90 CALORIES.
NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER.
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CRUSH RESPONSIBLY.
DIRTY WATER
NOTE (APRIL 9th 2026): WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME DELAYS WITH FULFILLMENT. PLEASE BE PATIENT. I AM SORRY
SMOOTH BREWED BEER BEHAVIOR.
DANGEROUSLY REFRESHING.
NOTES OF PEAR AND LEMON. NOT TOO SWEET. NOT TOO CARBONATED.
0 SUGAR / 0 CARBS / GLUTEN FREE / 90 CAL / 4.5% ABV
NO ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER
HOW TO DRINK IT:
STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN.
WITH A LEMON OR LIME WEDGE.
WITH A SHOT OF YOUR FAVORITE SPIRIT.
WITH A LITTLE OF JUICE/SYRUP/BITTERS.
GET CREATIVE
ONLY ONE FLAVOR / NO VARIETY PACKS.
CRUSH RESPONSIBLY.
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Comes in cartons of 6 cans per box.
Ships to the following states: AZ, CA, CO, CT, DC, DE, FL, GA, IA, ID, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, ME, MI, MN,
